so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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