You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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