I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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