I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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