So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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