so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
