judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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