So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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