call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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