dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This is my gift to your gina
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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