no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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