mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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