we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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