Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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