I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
do nipples grow back?
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