Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Randomize
