I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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