My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
