I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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