So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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