Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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