mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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