how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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