you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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