i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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