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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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