didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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