Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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