How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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