why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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