Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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