Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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