i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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