Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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