i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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