i don't like sucking hair
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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