no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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