Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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