he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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