i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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