If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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