so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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