id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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