The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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