She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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