he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
