i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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