so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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