he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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