my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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