Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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