the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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