I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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