Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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