i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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