Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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