there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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