GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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