How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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